so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
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Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
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What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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