The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
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Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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