i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
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It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
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I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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