do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
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he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
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Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize