I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
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Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
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Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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