it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
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Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
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He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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