We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
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Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
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I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
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