just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
ttyl tear gas
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
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Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
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