I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
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I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
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Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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