it wasn't lemon gatorade
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
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i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
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It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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