Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
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reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
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did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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