You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
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I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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