Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
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after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
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I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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