I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
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Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
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Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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