Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
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I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
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It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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