And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
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She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
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He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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