Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
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Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
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