The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm eating all of the evidence.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
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couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
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I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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