So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
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im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
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She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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