i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
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Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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