in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
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So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
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the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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