Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
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it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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