I want to make a zoo with you.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
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Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
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Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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