last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
just tell him i said nine months
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
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There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
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God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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