You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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