We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
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Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
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We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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