I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
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I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
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We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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