there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I need help removing her.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
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She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I think I sprained my soul last night
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She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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