just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
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You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
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Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
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