no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
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I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
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It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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