if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
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The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
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My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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