I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
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i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
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I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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