I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
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We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
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Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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