SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
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I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
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Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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