ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
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Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
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I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Your penis caused this!
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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