i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
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I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
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The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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