I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
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Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
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I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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