Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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