just tell him i said nine months
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
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we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
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If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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