why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
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She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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