he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
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we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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