Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
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They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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