he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
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my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Boobs are out for the taking
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I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
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