Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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