The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
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i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
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She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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