I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
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My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
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I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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