I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
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Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
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Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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