The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
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Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
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I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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