Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
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July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
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I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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