I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
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I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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